Tarnish

The last board in town finally went under, so he cracked and installed that netscape program everyone had been talking about. 28.8 kbps delivered his blissful, custom initialization string, tweaked at least a hundred times over its two component-boosting decades. But this time an unfamiliar aria followed. After a lot of lolwut and some fourteen failed Quicktime installations, he almost poured a pot of coffee across his whole rig in disgust at the Yahoo! News comments section, but on the same day he discovered Tumblr. Uncounted days later a formerly dominant portion of his brain twitched to warn him, too late, that he had just forwarded a roflcopter anigif. But the doorbell rang. It was Fedex with his new dual core Dell and a Century Link DSL self-install kit.